{"product_id":"how-to-survive-old-age-a-hilarious-guide-to-enjoying-your-golden-years-hardcover","title":"How to Survive Old Age: A Hilarious Guide to Enjoying Your Golden Years - Hardcover","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eClive Whichelow\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eMike Haskins\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eIan Baker\u003c\/b\u003e (Illustrator)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBe yourself and wear your wrinkles proudly with the help of this humorous collection of observations and illustrations on how to survive old age\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e For years, you wanted to be treated like a proper adult, but now you're on a downhill slippery slope to a grand old age and you can't seem to find the brakes. You need expert survival advice, such as: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e - Don't call anyone under 40 \"young man\" or \"young lady\". \u003cbr\u003e - Do remember where your glasses, keys and wallet are to avoid raised eyebrows from family members. \u003cbr\u003e - Don't wear a tartan rug over your knees on a car journey. \u003cbr\u003e - Do make an effort to learn all the songs in the top ten. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e This mischievous little book will help you enjoy your latter years without worrying about what anyone else thinks. After all, the best things in life are old: vintage wine, golden oldies - you're now part of an elite club. Enjoy!\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMike Haskins \u003c\/b\u003eis a writer and researcher who has worked on TV providing scripts for everyone from Simon Pegg to Christopher Biggins. He has worked on radio series featuring Des O'Connor, Bruce Forsyth and Brian Eno (although sadly not all at the same time). He has worked for many years with Griff Rhys Jones and has written (or co-written) a vast pile of books including the bestselling joke collection Man Walks Into A Bar. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eClive Whichelow \u003c\/b\u003eis a journalist and comedy writer. He has written for Rory Bremner, Jonathan Ross, Spitting Image and many others as well as for The Mail on Sunday, the Daily Express and the Daily Mirror.\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 96\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.5 x 6 x 4.6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 06, 2026\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67868682420382,"sku":"9781837999699","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/7748\/8030\/files\/0lMLP7yv869781837999699.webp?v=1793311112","url":"https:\/\/theword.com\/products\/how-to-survive-old-age-a-hilarious-guide-to-enjoying-your-golden-years-hardcover","provider":"TheWord.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}